gross, grosser, grossest

as i write this i sit here giggling. so i just made dinner for ez and myself and it could be the absolute worst thing anyone has ever made ever in the history of dinners. it started off fine with cut up chicken breast, onions, green pepper, and celery all sauteed together. then i went and added chicken stock to cook it all in, except it was expired which i thought would be fine. then i saw on rachael ray she added balsamic vinegar to something similar. i didn't have straight balsamic vinegar but i has light balsamic vinaigrette dressing for salads, so i added that. after cooking for a while it started to smell funky so i added mustard then it looked like puke so i added honey. that's when it happened, it not only looked like puke but it smelled like it too. i made rice to go with it and then told ez dinner was ready. he comes in and looks at it and cringes, i told him to try it he might like it. he takes a little bit and starts gaging (maybe i have cruel intentions but it was funny!) he runs to the sink and spits it out repeating "it taste like throw up, it taste like throw up" to be honest i tasted it too and it taste EXACTLY like throw up. i didn't know such a thing could be recreated but it can. to get the taste out i split an apple with ez, ate some watermelon, and some crackers and cheese, but guess what i still taste it in the back of my throat like bile. so to all you out there if you ever ask us over for a potluck have me bring dessert!